The Rules are pretty simple, they have to be, I made them:
- One bet per day, whether it be a single bet or multi, or whatever other stupid exotic you can think of.
- The bet can be on sport, racing, politics, fucking reality T.V, it doesn’t matter, if it’s bettable, its winnable
- The bet must pay at least $1.50
- I can bet whatever amount I want, but the minimum bet is $5.
- The bet must be up by 10am the day of, unless I got extremely drunk the night before, regardless, it will be up before said event tips off.
- Bonus bets accumulated throughout the year can be used and will contribute to the final tally
- If at 11:59pm on December 31st, 2017, I am in the red, I never gamble again.
However, like a wise man once said,
“Rules apply to other people, not me”
So I might be betting on the 2018 Melbourne Cup.