Rules

The Rules are pretty simple, they have to be, I made them:

  1. One bet per day, whether it be a single bet or multi, or whatever other stupid exotic you can think of.
  2. The bet can be on sport, racing, politics, fucking reality T.V, it doesn’t matter, if it’s bettable, its winnable
  3. The bet must pay at least $1.50
  4. I can bet whatever amount I want, but the minimum bet is $5.
  5. The bet must be up by 10am the day of, unless I got extremely drunk the night before, regardless, it will be up before said event tips off.
  6. Bonus bets accumulated throughout the year can be used and will contribute to the final tally
  7. If at 11:59pm on December 31st, 2017, I am in the red, I never gamble again.

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However, like a wise man once said,
“Rules apply to other people, not me” 
So I might be betting on the 2018 Melbourne Cup.

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